Thursday, January 11, 2007

DAISY WE HARDLY KNEW YE!

Well, much as we enjoyed having Daisy with us for this short time, it was time for her to move on. Her diva-ish behavior was working on all of our nerves now that she knew she would be both going to NEVA's "Greenwich estate" and being a spokeswoman on CENTRAL SNARK. As they say in Queens, "she thinks who she is". Indeed.

For those of you new to my blog or unfamiliar with the cast of characters appearing here today, I refer you to the ExPansi Files, once home of the cast and crew of Naked Gymnastics for Jesus. Long story short - MRS. WEIRSDO pretty much leveled the show and sought to place the dolls in appropriate homes. We had five of them come to us whom I will introduce in due course.

That said, it would not be fitting to send her off without a goodbye party and here are a couple of pictures from the gathering:

Our own Naked Poseurs for Warhol mannequin developed an affection for Daisy and presented her with his wood-en heart at the soiree. They promised to keep in touch.

The gang got together and partied with Mr. Banana keeping a watchful eye over Sissy. That's what he called it. I call it lurking. Now that I look at the picture, it seems he's keeping a watchful eye over Daisy! Hmmmm...

Well it did get a bit raucous and kept us up, so I think I'm going to turn in. Stay tuned for more on the dolls.

13 comments:

neva said...

well, it's good to know Daisy had such a wonderful send-off. i'm sorry to report she *did* seem to lose her head over the big fuss you made, but i'm hoping we'll help her get it screwed back on before you can say "What? I thought I was moving into a big Estate in Greenwich! You call this a bedrommmmmpph..." (which is what Daisy said before nodding off with the help of that gag... er.... satin comforter she snuggled up with in bed.)

besides she's got work to do! posts to inspire! rich people to oogle (or whatever you call that thing she does when she spies someone in a fancy car and/or adorned in expensive jewelry)

kidding. i kid! she's settling in fine -- and once she sleeps off that sugar high from your big farewell party (not to mention the "high" she was on as we snapped those shots of her under the clock in Grand Central Station) we'll get her started on her new career as "SpokesBarbie" for the Snark. ooooh... this is exciting. can't wait to see what lies ahead for us all! xox

DAISY said...

Umm, I hate to mention it, Mrs. Never, but you and your husband don't seem to have prepared that list of references I asked for? You know, so my people can determine weather you can stay on as caretakers of this dump?

Tx, Mrs. Gee!!! I had no idea Pendant Ken, as we used to call him, had cleaned up his act and changed his identity!!!!

Al said...

I'm wracking my brains, but i just know I've seen these people somwhere before...

Dan said...

That Mr. Banana creeps the hell out of me. He reminds me of this guy at work who probably still lives in his parents basement and spends 8 hours a day creeping out the secretaries.

The nerve! Even I restrain myself, freaking out the secretaries for only an hour every day.

G said...

Neva: It's understandable - so much excitement. One could literally lose one's head. I am sure once you get her started on The Snark, she'll even forget about her request for references. You could probably get one from your mail lady, the Barista at Starbucks and your manicurist.

Good luck with the transition, I'm sure you'll all do fine. XOX

Daisy: Pendant Ken! I had no idea. We understood him to be an exchange student from Sweden with an affection for Andy Warhol. You really never know who's living under your roof. Hope all is working out for you with Mrs. Never.

Al, Give it some time - it will come to you.

Dan, With good reason I am sure. We are working on reform but I don't know how much that will work. You are the picture of restraint my friend.

weirsdo said...

Maybe Mr. Banana thought better of his "gone native" attire and was too embarrassed to attend the party.

actonbell said...

You guys are hilarious. Do your kids know about these parties?

G said...

Weirsdo: I think he may be second guessing it. People dress pretty hip here, even when they're naked.

Actonbell, it's not that I hide them, just that they were sleeping.

Mutha said...

I am so jealous the dolls live with you!! Are there anymore that need a home?? *sniff* I have references...

weirsdo said...

Mutha: Not at present, but in a few years the pirates may be looking for work if you're interested. Also, if any deals between remaining dolls and their prospective employers fall through, you'll be the first to know.

G said...

Mutha: If any issues occur, I'll certainly keep you on the short list.

Weirsdo: Pirates you say?

Mutha said...

Hey! No hoggin the pirates!

G said...

Mutha, heh heh - still here?